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sex threat 

to make a threat of having sex, or much more frighteningly, of not.
can be used to create arousal or a joke
but also in times of anger and for punishment.
guy- if you don't stop being such a naughty girl i'm gonna have to fuck you.
girl- ooh is that a sex threat?
guy- do you want it to be?

funny guy- jenny if you don't stop talking to me i may have to take you right here!
jenny- what, in the middle of a library?
funny guy- we could build a fort out of self-help books for privacy.
jenny- alright alright! stop with the sex threats, please! read your stupid book.

jim- i'm sick of you always being out late karen! no more sex for a month!
karen- you're sex threatening me?! that is ridiculous!
jim- deal with it baby!
sex threat by pen15clubber October 23, 2007
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Theatre Sex 

The act of two individuals watching Rent together and crying on each the other's shoulders.
Jeff and Michele had theatre sex thanks to netflix. He cryed first.
Theatre Sex by St the John August 29, 2010

theater kid sex life

Some kinky ass shit. Somehow they all like to get down and dirty with each other. Notorious for extremely long, intimate relationships. Eventual get bored of sex so they resort to extreme methods to get their fix.
That theater kid sex life is nuts right? They bang on the daily and never seem to get bored until they do and when they do...