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After Sex Skin

when skin is exceptionally soft and smooth post sexual activity (could be caused from but not limited to overuse of lube.....aka lube everywhere)
Person One: "Man I have some major after sex skin going on feel my arm dude."
Person Two: " Wow yeah you do bro, that's impressively soft"
After Sex Skin by CrystalMeth6969 December 30, 2011

fortnight sex skin 

this fart night smex skin will multiply your orgazim by how many pupes you have (WORKS)(WORKS)(WORKS)(WORKS)
the fortnight sex skin muliplyed my semen prodution by 50, my mommy was very mad, I'm in big big trouble, my moomy doesn't like my taste

fortnight sex skin 

this is the smeggzyest fart night skin is the hoal grail of fork and knives ever, this seggs skin will multiply your semen production by how many pupic hairz.
the fortnight sex skin made my oergazim muliply by 50, it was every were my mommy grounded me rlly bad bad, I'm in big big trouble now, my mommy doesn't like the taste.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026