Self-Fellating Fillicide

A rare mental affliction in which a man compulsively consumes his own semen. The issues are rooted in extreme narcissism brought about by an unnaturally short period of breast feeding and an obsession with women's dress shoes.
You know Clark, they will prescribe clonodine to a self-fellating fillicide; you can get help.
by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025
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