seketo

this word can be used just like any insult u can give someone if u dont want to be cought cursing just say this word

1.)You are a damn seketo.
2.)YOur mom is mighty good in bed seketo.
3.)You lick balls you seketo.

by Joshua Fliggerknocker February 17, 2005

Skeetosis

Skeetosis is a variation of the famous "ketosis diet," in a regular ketosis diet a person will intake a high amount of healthy proteins, a high amount of healthy fats and very low amounts of carbohydrates. The diet mimics aspects of starvation by forcing the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates. In Skeetosis, you intake high amounts of protein and fats by eating at places such as McDonald's, Burger King, Jack-n-the-Box and Chik-Fil-A but only eating the burger patties and disposing of the bread. It also includes heavy alcohol consumptions of beer at Maggies pub on Tuesdays. The "Motto" behind the diet is, eat big, lift big and i you will get results. The diet is a noobs diet in the sense that it gives an excuse to binge and not to ever really see any results. The diet also is against any forms of Cardio because it is believed to hinder gains before shedding any body fat.

Angel: "Hey Josh have you had any results since you started ketosis."
Josh: "No i haven't lost any weight since i started, my diet includes a lot of meat patties from fast food places and some drinking during the week."
Angel: "No wonder, thats not Ketosis, thats Skeetosis."

by Delatorre April 8, 2011

Sektor Gaza

Soviet-Russian music group formed in Voronezh, Former Soviet Union in 1987 by lead singer Yuri Klinskikh. The band spanned different genres throughout its existence, from folk-rock to rapcore. Known primarily in Russia and getting almost no international exposure, Sektor Gaza isn't known by many around the world except those in Russia. Disbanded in 2000 following the death of Yuri Klinskikh on July 4, 2000.

"Yuri Klinskikh of Sektor Gaza died."

"Who?"

by N Fayzukhanov January 24, 2013

Skeetonian

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.

Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.

by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012

seetow

This phrase originated in Singapore, but has spread to most of East Asia and Australia.

1. An irresistably handsome young man.
2. A makeover that ultimately results in good looks.
3. A girl magnet.

After his new haircut yesterday, John looks like a seetow.

by alshearer October 27, 2008

skeetosaurus rex

A Dinosaur from the Jurassic Period that was the king of the dinosaurs, at least in the department of shooting huge dinosaur loads on other smaller dinosaurs (usually slutty meat eaters.)

Caveman: What happened to you? Another Caveman Covered in Semen: Me hunting and a Skeetosaurus Rex stole my kill, and had his way with me.

by The Red Hat Kid August 30, 2006

Skeetown

Muskegon, A Place in West Michigan

A. Hey you going to Skeetown this weekend?
B. No dude, last time we got jumped like 4 times Skeetown is scary

by JasonAA September 10, 2008