secret admirer

A stalker with stationary.

Dude: Hey man, what's got you down?
Man: Dude, my secret admirer sent me a love letter and a picture of my name carved into her arm.

by smviceprez February 6, 2006

secret admirer

a stalker with an attourney.

"dude, my secret admirer has been following me around all day."

by mm. jg July 11, 2008

Secret Admirer

Taking a dump in a public restroom and not flushing it. You never know who will admire your work of art afterward.

I left a secret admirer at church today.

by The Rasta May 2, 2007