secret admirer

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Dude: Hey man, what's got you down?
Man: Dude, my secret admirer sent me a love letter and a picture of my name carved into her arm.

secret admirer by smviceprez February 5, 2006

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secret admirer

a stalker with an attourney.

"dude, my secret admirer has been following me around all day."

secret admirer by mm. jg June 21, 2008

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Secret Admirer

Taking a dump in a public restroom and not flushing it. You never know who will admire your work of art afterward.

I left a secret admirer at church today.

Secret Admirer by The Rasta December 26, 2008

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secret adfirer

when someone is secretly trying to get you fired and/or ruin your life

I've had a secret adfirer at every job I've ever had, and it's ALWAYS a woman!

secret adfirer by caseythewordmaker February 5, 2015

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secret andmirer

your redder than a rose

" Im your secret andmirer bye cutey"

secret andmirer by anonymous January 16, 2022

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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