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seawhale 

someone who engages in seaWHALING a NOT SO subtle form of trolling involving "bad-faith" questions. You disingenuously frame your conversation as a sincere request to be enlightened, placing the burden of educating you entirely on the other party. If your bait is successful, the other party may engage, painstakingly laying out their logic and evidence in the false hope of helping someone learn. In fact you are attempting to harass or waste the time of the other party, and have no intention of truly entertaining their point of view. Instead, you react to each piece of information by misinterpreting it or requesting further clarification, ad nauseum. The name "sea-lioning" comes from a Wondermark comic strip.
that person keeps derailing the discussion jeez, what a seawhale
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I spent five minutes asking polite questions, sealioning him into hours of writing until he got exasperated and told me to fuck off.
seawhale by sunflower123124 October 3, 2020
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tokyo sexwhale 

the (misspelled) nickname for a south-african politician whose real name is Mosima Gabriel Sexwale. he got the nickname 'tokyo' because of his childhood love of karate.

there have been many individuals/ groups that have used this moniker including several somewhat popular bands, and even a record label.
Did you hear Mosima Sexwale's speech today? Yeah, I heard Tokyo Sexwhale speak, and I think his message really hits home?

Tokyo Sexwhale really rocked last night!
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Sexwhale 

It is a word without any true definition. It can be used in any situation to render another persons argument invalid.
person 1: "...so therefore my point is clearly more logical!"
person 2: "Sexwhale."
person 1: "....ok, you win."

It can also be used as an action, eg: sexwhaling, when you are in the action of disproving someones point through pure non-logic.
Sexwhale by Hitode October 22, 2011

sexwhale 

a sexwhale is when you have sex with a particularly large girl or plus size women
did you see the sexwhale john fucked last night.
sexwhale by Pirate_Monkey June 30, 2006
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026