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seamen demon 

A female (or possibly male) who is so ho'ish, that basically will gargle your seamen (makeing the demon noise)
So I blew my wad, and that Seamen Demon caught it like the Toronto Blue Jays, RAwR!
seamen demon by Groda Lotsapot September 12, 2008
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Semen Demon 

A slut with an insatiable voracity for warm semen.
I spied a semen demon skulking around the dimly lit frat house furtively grabbing at cock.
Semen Demon by bloomy121147 December 24, 2009

Childe's semen demon

A type of monster from genshin that appears under your bed and milks you until you can't breathe and due. It was created from Tartaglia's used tissues and is rapidly running towards your direction. Its diet is based on tuna.
- I found childe's semen demon under my bed. It circumcised me.
- Wtf

Semen Demon 

A dirty girl that craves semen so much she would summon the devil for it.
Yo I hung out with Shirley last night and she drained my balls like a semen demon
Semen Demon by Dildo stuffer June 25, 2020

semen demon 

one who is a bandit of man juice and uses it for the purpose of dark and sinister purposes
watch out for the semen demon (aka geoff critzer) he shall rob your clean sheets

cum gaggling semen demon 

A person who should burn in hell for having the obsession of eating peoples semen.
Dude, I was at this party the other day and i was totally shit faced and then i saw your ex... she's such a cum gaggling semen demon

semen demon 

A girl who takes a load of cum in her mouth and moves it to the back of her throat and gargles it to make a demon-like noise.
That girl is a semen demon.
semen demon by Scross January 9, 2008
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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