seafood diet
Hey John! Starting tomorrow, I'll take your advice to go on a seafood diet. Every food I will "see", I will eat.
seafood diet by robin_zib July 30, 2010
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I'm on a Seafood Diet
" Hey man I'm on a Seafood diet." The other guy says, " Oh nice so you only eat seafood?" He replies, "No,When I see food, I eat it"
I'm on a Seafood Diet by Emberlaker47 March 20, 2017
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sea food diet
A type of diet that most fat people adhere to "the see food diet". When they see food they eat it!
This can be very misleading as it sound like quite a healthy low fat diet until you realize that sea doesn't mean sea (water) but seeing.
This can be very misleading as it sound like quite a healthy low fat diet until you realize that sea doesn't mean sea (water) but seeing.
Gay Fat John: I'm going on the Sea Food Diet Dave!
Gay Dave: Oh John baby I can't wait 'til you lose weight.
Gay Fat John: Oh Dave you silly sausage, I don't mean Sea Food I mean if I see some food I'm going to eat it! It's similar to the see cock diet, but I don't mean cock (male chicken) I mean the other type of cock because I'm a gay boy.
Gay Dave: Ok John but I wish you'd lose some weight I'm sick of sucking you off, your sweat smells like a mixture between cheese and lard.
Gay Fat John: That's because I don't actually have blood anymore it's just a mixture of loads of different fats, cocoa fat, lard, bacon fat, vegetable oil, butter and cheese fat. It's the fat gay blokes way because all these fats and oils makes a good lube for gay butt sex.
Gay Dave: Oh I suppose you're right, you're always lubed up quite well, that must be why. You must save $$$'s on KY Jelly. WELL DONE!
Gay Fat John: Shut up and bang my bum hole!
Gay Dave: Oh John baby I can't wait 'til you lose weight.
Gay Fat John: Oh Dave you silly sausage, I don't mean Sea Food I mean if I see some food I'm going to eat it! It's similar to the see cock diet, but I don't mean cock (male chicken) I mean the other type of cock because I'm a gay boy.
Gay Dave: Ok John but I wish you'd lose some weight I'm sick of sucking you off, your sweat smells like a mixture between cheese and lard.
Gay Fat John: That's because I don't actually have blood anymore it's just a mixture of loads of different fats, cocoa fat, lard, bacon fat, vegetable oil, butter and cheese fat. It's the fat gay blokes way because all these fats and oils makes a good lube for gay butt sex.
Gay Dave: Oh I suppose you're right, you're always lubed up quite well, that must be why. You must save $$$'s on KY Jelly. WELL DONE!
Gay Fat John: Shut up and bang my bum hole!
sea food diet by Karl "The K Man" Pilkington January 27, 2008
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