sea salt 

when a kid is so salty that he is not only mad but screams higher than 80 decibels directly into the mic giving people a BLOODY EAR

the kid was so sea salty after getting noscoped he screamed into the mic and was kicked
we will never hear from him again

sea salt by vazbeanashare July 23, 2016

sea salt 

(also spelled C-salt): saltiness, microaggressions, anger, or hate towards minorities rooted in fear of helping with or losing white caucasian privilege.

1. the mob of angry protestors looked like giant pillars of sea salt as they violently destroyed the city of Charlottesville while harming civilians and anti-protestors.

2. the principal of a Kansas elementary school had so much sea salt in his mouth that he wouldn't allow the man's daughter to be admitted into his school. then the principal threw sea salt at the man and his daughter until they left the school. the man brought his concerns to the court with his family and luckily the judges didn't eat as much sea salt that morning.

3. the salty sea man barricaded himself in a Las Vegas hotel room and shot giant pellets of sea salt at harmless, multi-cultural civilians in a nearby concert.

4. captain sea salt made fun of a Puerto Rican hurricane tragedy by giving sea salt candy wrappers to the island for relief.

sea salt by ebsaiyan October 19, 2017

sea salt 

that love meme

my Dick was sea salt thats why its bigger than john

sea salt by James bosh October 21, 2018

Sea Salt 

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, he get super mad.

(Source: Oliver Grayson)

Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT

Sea Salt by futuresponJ April 5, 2025

Sea Salt 

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, he gets super mad.

Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT

Sea Salt by futuresponJ April 5, 2025

Sea Salt 

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, gets super mad.

*Eve is dying*
Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT
Lonely guy: Aw such a strong bond 🩷

Sea Salt by futuresponJ April 29, 2025

sea salt dick 

When a male's semen tastes like sea salt and hamburger grease. Usually occurs when the male smokes or drinks.

Josiah: Did you swallow his cum?
Malia: I tired, but he had sea salt dick!

sea salt dick by Sea salt dick March 9, 2016