sea salt

when a kid is so salty that he is not only mad but screams higher than 80 decibels directly into the mic giving people a BLOODY EAR

the kid was so sea salty after getting noscoped he screamed into the mic and was kicked
we will never hear from him again

by vazbeanashare July 23, 2016

Sea Salted

A more extreme form of salted

He was sea salted after the person he was making fun of was right behind him.

by d-ridge March 2, 2007

Himalayan Sea Salt

Code name for Cocaine

Ay want some Himalayan sea salt?

Sure pal, how much it'll be?

by Qinhlerjano November 29, 2019

sea salt dick

When a male's semen tastes like sea salt and hamburger grease. Usually occurs when the male smokes or drinks.

Josiah: Did you swallow his cum?
Malia: I tired, but he had sea salt dick!

by Sea salt dick March 9, 2016

Sea-salt Shooter

(n.) - the male reproductive organ, better known as the cockasaurus rex, and occasionally referred to as the blue-veined junket pumper.

"so like I's sayin nigga, dat goofy ass hoe was tryna beat around da bush... so I whipped out my sea-salt shooter launched dat bitch a salty cannon ball right in da dome piece!"
"yea nigga show dat hoe who's boss"
"oh nigga I did!"

by Kyle R. Montgomery January 12, 2009

Sea Salt

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, gets super mad.

*Eve is dying*
Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT
Lonely guy: Aw such a strong bond 🩷

by futuresponJ April 29, 2025

Sicilian sea salt

The crustiness left over after ejaculation

Omg you have Sicilian sea salt all over you

by Walter1979 February 8, 2018