sea potato

A fat ass manatee. Like so fat Honey Boo Boo's mom would tell it to eat a salad.

Could also be a swimming McDonalds customer.

"What is that? A Godzilla sized shit?"
"Nah man, that's a fucking sea potato. It's probably binge watching Netflix and crying into a pillow right now."

by PRAISE THE LAWD May 2, 2016

Sea mower potato

It’s a manatee - Did you know they eat the grass in the ocean?! Now ya do.

Thanks to the sea mower potato’s, I was able to spot more shells while snorkeling

by manateefactgurl October 12, 2023

shapotato

everything that was, is, or ever will be shapotato

any number, n, divided by zero, shapotato

"You just got pwned"
"shapotato" (as in "you're right i did get pwned")

"I have an idea lets go to Pepe's for burritos"
"shapotato" (as in agreement)

by 1337zorg October 16, 2006

sexpotato

A potato of the sexual orientation.

I like to rub my sexpotato all over my face.

by Marksexpotato April 10, 2010

Sexpotato

A person who wants to spend every moment in the house having sex. Usually happens in the first month of a relationship, or soon after becoming sexually active with your partner. Not to be confused with a couch potato, a sex potato often breaks to eat- rather than eat during the act.

Laura: "Have you seen Mark or Beth?"

Rob: "No, Last I heard they were at home having sex, but that was 2 days ago"

Laura: "What a bunch of sexpotatoes!"

by VanillaVixen December 22, 2010