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A good pirate also sails on the red sea

If your girl's on her period, who cares, just fuck her.
Hey man, I want to fuck my girlfriend tonight but it's her period and it'll be a bloody mess.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.

pirates of the burning sea 

Easily one of the best and most original history-themed F2P MMORPG games in the market. Taking place during the most glorious hour of pirate history in the Caribbean, You get to choose between a total of four factions (Pirate Nation, Great Britain, Spain and France) and five classes (two for pirates, three for empires). Features historically accurate and realistic sword-fights, naval warfare and economy. Severely underrated because history isn't as appealing as high fantasy.
As a history nut and a big fan of the Pirates of the Caribbean movie trilogy, I totally digged Pirates of the Burning Sea. How many MMOs out there feature realistic naval battles?
A male who dresses like a pirate and oozes sex appeal.
Generally has wild, messy hair, black eyeliner, and clothes similar to those a pirate would wear (black pants, black vest, ragged button up shirt in either black or white, black boots)
Russell Brand, the English comedian is a prime example of a Sexpirate, especially as he has a sex addiction; Johnny Depp (in Pirates of the Caribbean)
Sexpirate by Lola Ramona March 4, 2009