sea cumcumber

an weird animal that lives in the sea.

it defends itself by shooting white tendrils at predators and if it's out of it it will eject it's own organs.
they are a bit like wolverine because they regenerate an organ in like 4 weeks. Scientist are currently researching or to can make humans do that to

the key to victory is that turtles are the natural predator of sea cumcumbers. so rage turtles are the natural predators of rage sea cumcubers. therfore: Black Mage- Red Mage from 8-bit theater

by Frostwhisperer September 13, 2009

Sea Cucumber

A soggy under-water dildo.

That's like saying a Sea Cucumber is like a Shark. One is a soggy under-water dildo, and the other is a killing machine.

by Faenaussa July 7, 2011

sea cucumber

An uncircumsized penis

Tim has a sea cucumber.

by punkrockerz420 November 1, 2007

Showing Sea Cucumber

When a transgender woman accidentally shows off her crotch while wearing a dress or skirt

“I was viewing the cityscape when I noticed I was showing sea cucumber to the whole world.”

by BossBalalaika June 29, 2021

silly sea cucumber

When you flush your turd and just as your about to close the toilet lid, a little turd part comes floating back up from the dark side as if it already misses you, or is just plain acting silly.

"Son of a bitch, the silly sea cucumber just won't go down! That little some' bitch thinks I'm playing games. Size of a quarter dog gone!"

by Pitou1093 May 9, 2013

Sea Cucumber

A man with a thick and (LONG) cock. Also may smell like fish due to non-hygenic person.

Frank has a sea cucumber, its nice, but FUCK it smells!

by Frances#101 April 5, 2006

Find the Sea Cucumber

When two morally obese men share a bubble bath, they engage in a contest to see who can find each others penis' first.

Joel: Hey Ben, lets go find the sea cucumber!
Ben: Dude totally, but yours might be hard to find you beaner.
Joel: Aw you ginger jew rat ill find yours first!

by Sanjiia November 11, 2009