scumbeast 

A beast of such diverse scumminess that his stench invades your senses and leaves you defenseless against his scumbeast-like ways, including, but not limited to, smelling, stinking, and inducing vomit.

The scumbeast's stench has made my eyes cry tears and my soul become defiled.

scumbeast by ZeratoPrime December 27, 2009

Scumbear 

Scumbag + bear
A lazy bastard who hibernates all day, does not return messages, says he was busy when he's actually asleep and pretends not to hear you you ask something.

Not sure if Alejandro is retarded or is just a scumbear.

Scumbear by scumbear June 12, 2013

Schmeast 

To destroy utterly

Person 1: Got him, he's down.
Person 2: Holy, you just schmeasted on that man.

Schmeast by Proxyeus May 18, 2023

scumbait 

Any media that uses lowlife people to get people's attention, because people feel better about themselves by viewing such media.

Me: wow, 16 and pregnant is such scumbait
My friend: but it makes me feel good about myself!

scumbait by Jackuhl May 6, 2014

Scumcast

An insult for Comcast after cheating and screwing you over.

Scumcast completely ripped me off. First, they raised the price of my service without even notifying me and just charge my bank card. When I canceled their service for another internet provider, they said they'd send me a refund check for what I didn't use for that month, but I never even received that check.

Scumcast by GorillaMike713 June 18, 2017

Scumbert Cross 

Noun: A foul sandwich made by having a prostitute or other unsavory character shit on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the participant who gets sexual gratification.

Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.

Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.

'Nobody knew him that well, but they found out he was a sexual deviant. He'd ask the working girls to give him a Scumbert Cross. And he loved it, too!'

'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'

Scumbert Cross by treebag86 September 24, 2013

Scumboat 

Similar to scumbag but in a banter sense, a scumboat is someone your friendly with but has annoyed you in some way mainly in a jokey way

“Which one of you scumboats has hid the pool ball” or “here it is, late as always f*****g scumboat”

Scumboat by Finnstar October 28, 2021