scoutpimp 

An individual who, when playing the Battlestar Galactica board game, is constantly advocating the option to "Launch a Scout", despite there being other pressing matters at hand.

BSG Player 1: Okay, sky's full of Cylons, resources are in the red, one of us is sabotaging all of our skill checks... what now?
BSG Player 2: We need to launch a scout.
BSG Player 1: Dude, seriously? You're such a scoutpimp. You'll be the death of all of us.
BSG Player 2: Listen- I read it online, it's the most logical option in the long run.
BSG Player 1: You frakkin' Cylon...

scoutpimp by Geek Fester November 6, 2011

scottsimpson 

A scottsimpson is what you call someone that lies to females about his marital status and sleeps with them claiming he's in the process of divorce. He will make sure he is out of town as much as possible claiming he is helping his employer but he is really trying to hookup with anyone and everyone that helps him forget about who he is married to.

my neighbor got a new motorcycle and SUV because her scottsimpson put his pee pee into other ladies a few times, but she only caught him once.

scottsimpson by knowingknowledge June 13, 2018