scottish hammer

A 22nd century post sex act performed by grabbing the females ankles, whipping her around your head in a helicopter motion and slinging her as far as humanly possible, to ensure male offspring.

"We really wanted a boy, so we did the Scottish hammer."

by Rupert grint July 1, 2015

Scottish Hammer

A Scottish Man with a Large Dogger

That Scot has been blessed with a Scottish Hammer

by TheDarkKnight1990 July 3, 2025