Scottish coffee

A perversion of Irish coffee enjoyed by certain Russian girls who did not realize that there is a difference between Irish Whiskey and Scotch, or even between an Irishman and a Scot.

Olga ordered asked for J&B in her Irish whiskey. We christened it as Scottish Coffee.

by jhhhcentruian September 22, 2005

scottish coffee filter

An alternative to tea bagging in online games. It involves pantomiming the act of defecating into the mouths of your fallen foes, while describing the event in detail over voice-chat.

"Yo man, why you grimacing? You gettin' tea bagged in Halo?"
"Worse! I'm getting the scottish coffee filter!"

by Ravenpoe April 22, 2009