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cross between a skank and a slag, a sclag is a term used to describe the female gender (usually targeted at a specific group) signifying very low intelligence and intellect, stupidity, filthiness and dirtiness. A sclag also has a very poor hygiene manner, is very rude, inconsiderate and interrupts other people aswell as being either fat, ugly or both.
jeez I'm really sick of Jess, she's rude inconsiderate and she smells really really bad. What a dirty sclag.
sclag by mickio December 27, 2008
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When your dick and/or balls touch the toilet bowl or water.
"Babe, why do your balls smell like ass?"
"I just took a shit and sclaffed them in the toilet"
sclaff by MxLongDong March 24, 2023
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Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.
"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."
Schlagg by forsetha December 27, 2020

scagjunkie 

An angry whore who thinks she has priority
Man 1: that tramp just told me to fuck off
Man 2: what a scagjunkie
scagjunkie by Knibnobber December 5, 2014
A crafty kid who you can usually find laughing at a concert or sporting a patriotic sweater while talking too much.
Person 1 "Eric is a total sclad."
Person 2 "I know. Did you see that sweater he was wearing today?"
Sclad by Xanadu2 September 7, 2011

scagabanger 

lowlife ,scum of the earth, no account
scagabanger truck drivers aint nobody they aint nothin
scagabanger by CANNOBALL February 14, 2010
to have sexual intercourse with someone or something
i'd sclog that log!

she's perfectly scloggable!
sclog by Book Guy March 7, 2019
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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