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A swastika disguised as a window by connecting the outer lines together to make a square with a cross inside it, creating a 'window'
John: Hey, wanna hangout?
Ted: Can't, I got detention.
John: For what?
Ted: I was bored in class and I drew a swastika and the teacher saw it..
John: Next time, disguise it as a schwindow.
Ted: Great idea! Why didn't I think of that?
schwindow by emokid2012 August 29, 2011
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Shindows 

Another name for the not so well-known operating system Windows.
It can be used jokingly or derisively, or even both ways.
And I thought my PC was as good as dead. How come it fixed itself magically?

Well it is shindows, it just
it just works.
Shindows by 男鹿 January 18, 2021
Adjective - to appear cute and normal, but to actually be a wild sensual animal of the night
I told them she was schwind, but they wouldn't believe me unless I showed them the pictures.
schwind by Bloomsday February 5, 2010

Schwindenhammered 

The act or prcoess of consuming alcholic drinks until you are completely hammerd and blackout.
Did you see Tim the other night. Yeah he was Schwindenhammered.
Schwindenhammered by Mr. Schwindy October 7, 2011

schwindle 

To get played, or play someone else's life in a horrible way
YO HE JUST GOT SCHWINDLED
schwindle by Datonenoob567 February 27, 2017
noun - a sign language used by prisoners in order to communicate through windows; commonly used by inmates in neighboring pods where the windows face each other at the Maricopa County jail system run by Sheriff Joe Arpaio

verb - the act of using swindow
"Hey, dawg, got any tobacco?"
"Nah, dawg. Swindow the white dudes over in A pod and see if they can send some over."
swindow by Shaun Attwood June 16, 2008

Schrindog 

Just got another useless newsletter from Schrindog.
Schrindog by minisocks November 2, 2022