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A swastika disguised as a window by connecting the outer lines together to make a square with a cross inside it, creating a 'window'
John: Hey, wanna hangout?
Ted: Can't, I got detention.
John: For what?
Ted: I was bored in class and I drew a swastika and the teacher saw it..
John: Next time, disguise it as a schwindow.
Ted: Great idea! Why didn't I think of that?
schwindow by emokid2012 August 29, 2011
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Shindows 

Another name for the not so well-known operating system Windows.
It can be used jokingly or derisively, or even both ways.
And I thought my PC was as good as dead. How come it fixed itself magically?

Well it is shindows, it just
it just works.
Shindows by 男鹿 January 18, 2021
Adjective - to appear cute and normal, but to actually be a wild sensual animal of the night
I told them she was schwind, but they wouldn't believe me unless I showed them the pictures.
schwind by Bloomsday February 5, 2010

Schwindenhammered 

The act or prcoess of consuming alcholic drinks until you are completely hammerd and blackout.
Did you see Tim the other night. Yeah he was Schwindenhammered.
Schwindenhammered by Mr. Schwindy October 7, 2011

schwindle 

To get played, or play someone else's life in a horrible way
YO HE JUST GOT SCHWINDLED
schwindle by Datonenoob567 February 27, 2017
noun - a sign language used by prisoners in order to communicate through windows; commonly used by inmates in neighboring pods where the windows face each other at the Maricopa County jail system run by Sheriff Joe Arpaio

verb - the act of using swindow
"Hey, dawg, got any tobacco?"
"Nah, dawg. Swindow the white dudes over in A pod and see if they can send some over."
swindow by Shaun Attwood June 16, 2008

Schrindog 

Just got another useless newsletter from Schrindog.
Schrindog by minisocks November 2, 2022
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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