Schwagg Muffin

A chick who thinks she's hot and dresses like a hot chick, but is actually pretty ugly and/or fat.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that fat ugly chick, why does she think she can dress like that? It's just gross.

Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.

by Da Moustafocka November 02, 2008