Schulman 

Extremely tiny penis.

I couldn't feel it when he stuck the schulman in.

Schulman by Justin Schulman May 16, 2009

Mrs.Schulman 

Our annoying pod teacher that doesn’t shut up

“Bro Mrs.Schulman wrote me up just because I put Rickroll on google classroom” (true story btw) ((I have no regrets))

Mrs.Schulman by tAr-tAr-TaGLIA November 14, 2022

Peter Shulman 

1. An eccentric history teacher known for his characteristic stutter and for singing the "Rocky" theme song during class

2. Any person with lots of energy, but no way to express it

I..I..I'm, I'm P-Peter Shulman!

Peter Shulman by Tumma May 6, 2004

Peter Shulman 

Corduroy-pants-wearing, tea-mug-wielding, beard-sporting entity. Although short of stature, can easily be spotted wandering between buildings in search of students to recommend books to.

Hilary: Hi Peter!
Peter Shulman: Hello Hilary
Hilary: There he goes again ....

Peter Shulman by Shulmanlover January 30, 2009

schumann inn 

The Schumann Inn is a hotel located in Cincinnati, Ohio. This hotel is where a boy can take a girl to the back room and show her a good time. However, you may pick up some diseases while being back there! There are approximately 3 twin beds in the “back room” and some couches in the “front”.

Alex: “hey Sammie, want me to book a room at the Schumann inn for tonight?”
Sammie: “fuck yes!”

Chuck: “ get the fuck out of the way! I’m gonna puke!”

schumann inn by Big al6969 April 30, 2019

schuman shocker 

Where u have a girl on top and you proceed to stick your oddly shaped thumb up her butthole....don't worry the third time is the charm. She will love it!!

when i first met barbs i never knew that the schuman shocker would be used and abused....

schuman shocker by Geoffrey Schuman February 16, 2005

Schuman 

A person who steals from you, and then pretends he/she didn't.

Mick: "fuck! that Schuman just robbed me of 50c!"
Colin: "Don't worry. He's an immigrant."

Schuman by cqribou February 7, 2008