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Schalonkas

Sha-lon-kas
Schalonkas is the best word to describe the female breasts. Schalonkas are not just any regular breasts, schalonkas are mighty. A common nickname for for schalonkas is schalonkalonks.
Person 1: bro that chic has nice schalonkas
Person 2: bro those are’nt schalonkas. They belong in the itty-bitty-titty-committee
by Remsterdogg6969 January 30, 2022
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shalonka

Man 1: Yo Rajesh didn’t send me the homework.
Man 2: Damn Rajesh a shalonka.
by Massey Yutes January 1, 2020
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Schelonka Bar

Named after the Nazi War Criminal, the Schelonka Bar is the ring-leader of ALL prison rapes at their correctional facility. The term is more commonly used to refer to the actual bar of soap that was dropped causing the rape.
Prison Mike: I got a Schelonka Bar in the shower, it slipped right out. I bent over and next thing you know, I was getting my pudding cup shanked.
by Prison master1 July 31, 2009
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shalonkalot

Don't be a shalonkalot
by Erockkk May 8, 2018
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schlonkarp

Someone who is too stupid to know what "schlonkarp" means.
Me: "You fucking schlonkarp"
Schlonkarp: "What the fuck is a schlonkarp"
Me: "Look it up"
Schlonkarp: "ok"
Schlonkarp: *dies from epic roast*
by absurdf March 29, 2021
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