scauditing 

The name given to the derth of audit evidence found when reviewing the audit workpapers of an audit performed by a sole practitioner or any other shady accountant; a name given to the type of auditing by accountants who take their client's money under the guise of an audit and don't actually perform any procedures in accordance with the SAAS's; a type of audit procedure performed by qualified accountants whose clients have been trained by one of the aforementioned accountants and the client refuses to comply with the current year requests because "that's not what the accountant made us do in the prior year!"

If an audit only takes a day from planning to issuance, that is scauditing at its best.

If you are not sure how to best audit an area, and you don't have time to perform an adequate audit procedure, apply a scaudit procedure instead and you can close down that sucker!

scauditing by Audit Justice League of U.S.A. April 16, 2011

Scandiaing 

When you spend you whole day at Scandia, eat all the food, and play ITG til you just can't play anymore, which never really happenes.

Micah- "Hey, Mitch want to go Scandiaing with me today?

Mitch- Duhhh, I love that place"

Scandiaing by NoelleS January 27, 2007

scaiting 

both scary and exciting

bungee jumping is scaiting..

scaiting by dsjfsj May 26, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004