sauscisson

An exaggerated use of the word sausage. Used after one has persuaded someone to believe something that isn't true or one has said something that isn't true.

Also used when one strongly disagrees with a statement.

Often pronounced in a silly voice

Guy 1: Are you drinking tonight?
Guy 2: No I can't I'm driving
Guy 1: Oh that sucks...
Guy 2: Uh uh uh uh Sauscisson!

Chick: I love the ballet
Guy: Sauscisson

by hugo12321 December 11, 2012

Saucisson Polonaise

A penis large enough to surpass the delight of females and the envy of males, into the territory of actual fear and awe. Term originates from the mythos surrounding a muscular Slavic student at the University of Connecticut who reportedly possesses the largest genitalia on campus. Literally translated, it is "Polish Sausage".

Also known as a kielbasa.

See also: Kevorka Polonaise.

"I heard that kid's hung like a moose."

"He ain't got no saucisson polonaise. That shit's bush-league."

by Casper McFriendly September 20, 2006