saucebag

saucebag, adj. - someone who is filled with "sauce", as though he or she were a McDonald's bag containing chicken nuggets/selects sauces (barbecue, sweet and sour, hot mustard, etc.)

That bitch was on her third frank by the end of the first inning at the Cubs game, and her third Mendoza frank by the end of the first week of Orientation. What a fucking saucebag.

by Wall Str33t May 18, 2011

saucebag

'a dudes nutsack'

when she gave me head,she took the fuckstik all the way to the saucebag.

by g unit,fattboy & Davain March 18, 2009

sauce bag

A sloppy drunk. Someone who often loses things while drunk and forgets who they left the bar with.

That guy is a such sauce bag.

by colette26 October 22, 2006

Sauce Bag

A derogatory term for a nut sack.

First used in Golden, Colorado on Jan 30, 2005 while eating Taco Bell.

"David is such a sauce bag"

by TurboDC4 January 31, 2005

saucewagon

One who is hung well

Did you hear? Steve is quite the saucewagon.

by saucewag0n November 25, 2011

Sauceage

Exhibiting mad Sauce, or being excessively Saucy.

I can't believe Raul rode a seatless ten-speed to work today. He's all about the sauceage.

by slippyslappyswensonsamsonite May 8, 2006

Spicy Saucewagon

The spicy saucewagon is a runaway vehicle powered by only the purest and most refined crystals of methamphetamine, Also known as fire. The crystals are packed into the bowl and ignited to form a thick vapor that the conductor then inhales where it fuels an uncontrolled route across town. Usually the Spicy Saucewagon has no clear destination however it does make routine stops to restock its sacks of fire (Superior Crystals). The conductor is the person who at the time is lighting the bowl of crystal fuel and as such decides where the Spicy Saucewagon will travel for the brief time they are behind the wheel.

On rare nights when the crystals are in their most pure and refined forms, you can catch a glimpse of these reckless runaway space cadets as they make their landing on the moon in their Glass rocket called the short bus. In addition, they will make frequent references to the fact both of their parents are medical doctors. Beware however their re-entry can be violent as they pass through the earth's atmosphere and their tempers heat to hundreds of degrees till the effects of the burnt fuel remaining in the bowl are all but smoked out.

Space Cadet 1: "Wow that sauce is fire!"
Space Cadet 2: "I know, I think its time to blast off!"
Space Cadet 1: "For sure! Light up, MAH TEENAH!"
Space Cadet 2: "To the moon on the short bus and I'm lickin all the windows!"
Space Cadet 1: "All aboard the Spicy Saucewagon!"

by Adameze December 5, 2015