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Satalite Syndrome 

When a person wants you within their orbit romantically (usually for sexual and romantic validation), but won't let you land and more disturbingly, won't let you move on either. Related to the term "Friend Zone" but with a twist. When you attempt to move on, they will employ tactics to keep you on a leash, zero regard for your future or well being, likely to guilt trip you into thinking you are the problem with the friendship or a creep, and not having the self awareness to understand you deserve to be happy with someone, and if not them, then someone else.

Please note: this term can be used to describe both sexes. And is not universally a term used to describe a particular sex.
Guy 1: She is an amazing friend and we connect well together, she kisses me on the cheek and holds my hand sometimes. I tried to kiss her on the lips and she backed off, I asked her out and she said no, so I moved on and made a tinder account. When she found out she screamed at me the next day calling me a terrible friend.

Guy 2: Sorry mate, she's got satalite syndrome. You dodged a bullet. She did the same thing to me.
to say its alrite
Dude 1: 'soley man'
Dude 2: 'salite man'

in short...'sol'
salite by oral b September 8, 2003

satelites 

yikes fat Mary has 5 satelites

howd that fat bitch get all those satelites did some one actually fuck her
satelites by snowowl February 14, 2006

Satilite abortion 

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Install on 5 satilites in one aerospace to override magnetics and preform satilite abortion with nasa aircraft.

Satilite Friend 

A friend of a friend that you otherwise not activly meet. Mostly you are not that close with that person. Without the planet, you dont see the satalite.
I know someone that could help but he is a satilite friend. Since this is not that importend, we ll find it out ourself.
Satilite Friend by Münchner August 27, 2023