satin day 

THE GREATEST HOLIDAY CREATED IS HERE! welcome one welcome all! satin day! today we shall celebrate by drawing pentagrams and summoning the great demons of the very fiery depths that we shall meet upon our very demise!

person 1: its satin day you know what that means!
person 2: what does that mean?
person 1 (in a demonic voice): time to be my sacrifice bitch!
person 2: wait no please oh god no please let me live!
person 1: goodbye Darrel
satin: thanks for the summon mate
person 1: Darrel wasn't that important it was definitely worth his life for you my friend
satin: that is a very nice thing to say

satin day by mrpwes November 1, 2019

National Satin Day 

on the 20th of June it’s national satin day! A celebration and appreciation of all things smooth, glossy and lustrous.

Hey Lucian, did you hear it’s National Satin Day next week? National satin day, just a week away!

National Satin Day by Anonybird June 16, 2024

National worship Satan day 

Donald duck: Ayo goofy lets go on a date and worship Satan!
goofy: Sure

National worship Satan day is HERE.

National worship Satan day by immaeaturbootay.12345 December 7, 2020

Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day 

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....

"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"

Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019