a girl who generally has a gaping vagina, smells funky and is cross eyed. the sarhodes is often confused with a howler monkey due to the fact that she has to wear a diaper. Also distinguished by the fact that she picks her nose and eats it in the bathroom and calls people out in front of the entire lunchroom for wearing black and brown together
Look at that sarhodes, she's macking but the boys are scared.

Are you going to try to get it on with a sarhodes tonight?
by pianocake April 29, 2008
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