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sarchotic 

When you are so extremely sarcastic that people aren't sure if you're kidding or just crazy.
No, he's not crazy. He's just so sarchotic no one can understand his true intention.
sarchotic by Bibliomonger July 20, 2016

Sardonicast 

A group consisting of three or more gay men all from differing nationalities.
I went to the beach today and noticed a sardonicast loudly expressing their thoughts of film and television.

Scronick 

To use any vibrating object to stimulate one's sexual organs.
Dude, I just Scronicked with my XBox controller.

Sardonicast 

A podcast with three cynical assholes that talk about movies and other dumb shit. A Brit, a gay Canadian and a failed abortion are our stunningly critical hosts.
Him: I love Sardonicast its my favorite podcast!
Her: Ohh he must be gay

Sardonic 

A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.
Performance Review:

Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?

Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)

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Sardonic by A_Worker December 22, 2010

Sardonic 

Implies scorn, mockery, or derision that is manifested by either verbal or facial expression.
Two sisters are talking older sister says " I am sooo special!" Little sister smiles a wicked smile and says "Yes, you ARE special, now go get your helmet your lil' bus in here!" Wow, the older sisters friends say " Your lil' sister is soooo Sardonic"...
Sardonic by M.Boyle April 24, 2007
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trucker's tan 

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