sarcks

SARCKS are SARCasm delineation marCKS. Defined by set of parentheses surrounded by a set of asterisks, they are used to clarify a sarcastic tone in an e-mail, text message, or other typed correspondence. Any text between these marks should be read in a sarcastic tone. Much like quotation marks show speech, sarcks show sarcasm.

*(Sure, I'd love to work your Saturday morning shift.)* is a good use of sarcks, Thus letting your slacker co-worker know that not only will you NOT be working their shift, but it was ridiculous for them to ask you to in the first place.

by Mo Goldstein December 14, 2008

Counter Sarcasm

Counter Sarcasm or "Advanced Sarcasm" is a defense mechanism used by highly trained sarcastic people to counter another persons sarcastic remark by responding to it as if what they just said was actually true.

Waitress: **walks up to table in her uniform with a pad and pen in her hand.**
Customer: Good morning, are you my waitress?
Waitress: No, i'm just standing here looking pretty!(sarcastically)
Customer: Oh, so who's going to take my order then? (Counter Sarcasm)

LOL

by LeoNidas April 3, 2013

sarcasmoff

When two or more people get into a heated debate that involves biting sarcasm and sarcastic banter. It can either be confrontational or demonstrate great physical attraction an be a prelude to a romantic relationship

Jeanette and Roderick were quietly attracted to one another and spoke sarcastically to each other frequently. On one occasion, it got so heated that it became a sarcasmoff

by intothefray May 11, 2018

Sandwich Skin Sacks

Floppy triangular titties

Like soggy sandwich sliced diagonally

She had horrendous sandwich skin sacks

by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

sarcastic clap

A clap that is done to belittle and make fun of someone.
Usually done very slowly; 1 second or more between each clap.

Guy 1: Hey what did Mr. Peach do when you read your essay in front of the class?

Guy 2: He started sarcastic clapping, that asshole.

by ThisFoo December 30, 2010

Sarcasm Man

A superhero that tends to appear when not formally summoned to the scene. His superpower? I don't think you can figure it out...*sarcasm*

He can be dismissed with a sarcastic counter-attack, such as acknowledging his presence.

Thanks Sarcasm Man! I don't remember calling for you, but I'm *so* glad you showed up.

by Deseejay December 8, 2010

Sacksaft

When a man is fucking, his pimml0r ejaculates Sacksaft while having an orgasm. "Sacksaft" is German for "juice from the bag". It references to your rather small bag called scrotum. Sacksaft is also named "Boysahne", "Wixxe" or "Splash". Do not name it "Nierenjuice" because this means "pee"!!!

"OHY Nadia I'm cummin' now ahhhh yaaaaa ohhhhh yeeeeeeeessssssss" *SPLASH SPLASH SPRITZ SPRITZ WIXX SPLASH SPLASH* "I give ya my SACKSAFT on yer Tellernippel, Ðjąðją!!!" - "Uhhh yaaaaa babe I love yer Boysahne, Tom" *SPLASH WIXX SAM SAM SAM* "What a nice fucking Festival, Nadja!!!!!"

by gollomosh September 6, 2023