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a lying two faced bitch who posts messages here about her friends which are totally ficticious, then acts all sweet to your face. Stay away from this doppelganger and you will be better off. Hey Sar, don't start shooting when you don't even know your enemy you FOOL. This girl is poison, and social assassin.
Sar-uh: "everyone is a slut except for me"
everyone: we're not sleeping around, and we don't even think of you at all you self absorbed narcisist. You don't even know us, get out of our lives. You know nothing. Grow up.
sar-uh by tiredofthiscrapola January 20, 2011
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Saruh verb also known as San Ba, bobo, boob, 38, sarahbarah, sarah, stripez!

n. something so amazing and unforgettable (not to mention orgasmic) that words can not describe he/she/it
if you find a saruhh, hold on tight and never let go

Saruh is THE shit!
Saruhh by saruh's bitch December 12, 2008
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The most powerfull and self-confident person in the world. A little bit angry but you will not see this feature beside good behaviours.
Saruhan; which means powerfull and friendly, do not lose this person.
saruhan by İlaydasaru November 22, 2021

.SaruhHEARTSChaos.© 

Bombest myspace bitch EVAAAAAAA.

Loves everyone... in a PG way.

Thinks that every third city block should be made entirely of trampoline material.

Always wears rainbows, because they make the non-homophobe world smile.
Because of this... is nick-named 'RAINBOW BRIGHT and/or FRIGHT' depending on who's speaking.

Wears tutus and goes to local shows.
Doesn't 'hardcore' dance at said shows.
... Do you know how hard it is to slamdance in a tutu and snow boots? No, I didn't think so.

Loves Megan Marie and SHELBIE SABOTAGE with her whole fucking heart.

Gets 'hated on' by townies and Uber-Goths.

NATURAL HABITAT: Mall, Mainstream... odd places that no one claims to go to... but always mention that they've seen her at.
FAVORITE COMEBACK: 'You want a good comeback, assface? Wipe it off your mom's chin...'
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PERSON1:"Did you see SHELBIE SABOTAGE and .SaruhHEARTSChaos.© at the mall today?"
PERSON2:"OMFG YES! They're so cool they make my face hurt... :("

"OMFG! LOOK AT THAT GOTHLESBIE!!!"
"Oh no.. that's just .SaruhHEARTSChaos.©"
"OMG, SARUH! ADD ME ON MYSPACE!?!?!?!?"
.SaruhHEARTSChaos.© by OH BABY. December 14, 2008
An elegant female badass from B.F., Washington, but who now resides in the semi-great state of cold and badasses. Gorgeous beyond all reason, and quietly boy crazy!
Hey Saruhhh, what would you rate that guy who just walked in?
Saruhhh: Um, excuse me, but that is a ma'am, ma'am.
saruhhh by Laurie Queen of PWN March 30, 2008
Is someone so basic they make you go uh....

Fun in the moment but totally forgettable just like all the others before. "What was her name again?" "Idk like Sar uh something like that"
"Got my Stanley, Let's got get Starbies." Saruh
"Oh Saruh, uh (hand to face)" Everyone else.
Saruh by W1cc3D May 28, 2024