samsa

a low life. one who smells of rotten decaying fecial matter. often found in their hut wallowing in their own trash they rummaged from the streets in the shittiest form. they vary in form but are always recognizable by their cave man shaped heads and their greasy discusting hair. you will often catch them dropping lines such as..."just checkin out the rims, man!", "im not a samsa im a samsonite!"

"I seen that samsa dragging that wretched rotten piss stained couch from the dump down the road"
"whoa wtf that dirty samsa is digging in my trash can again! well maybe he will be happy to find the moldy rotten dominoes pizza and cinna sticks i had 10 days ago..."

by the citizens of peshtigo February 9, 2004

Samsa

when a samsung user has a kink for jerking off to samsung trailers.

are you a samsa?

oh yeah i am

I AMMM

by Amogus😳 December 20, 2023

Samsa

discord event song from hit game project sekai

Person 1:"I just full combed Samsa on master"
Person 2:"Wow"

by cddsbzj April 29, 2024

Gregor Samsa

A character from novella "The Metamorphosis" by Franz Kafka. Awakes one morning to find himself transformed into a gigantic insect.

"I frequently see references to Gregor Samsa in books, movies, and T.V."

by EdgarM. November 29, 2007

caucasian salsa

Original Mayonnaise that is hot to white people

Damn it Nancy you put to much Caucasian salsa on my sandwich and now it’s to spicy

by E-dawg, J-dawg November 9, 2018

Samaa

A one of a kind girl who has a totally chill attitude. Sometimes comes across as bitchy but really is a good laugh. Her personality is: outspoken, very funny , competitive, understanding, honest a great friend. Also most guys will like her no matter what , she keeps her distance but is very attractive and mind blowing when it comes to relationships

Acts shy and modest but she doesn't have to try to impress to lure you in.
Hot. Great body . The name literally means heavenly.

Samaa

by zzcvg May 4, 2017

Kaguya-Sama: Love is War

A Japanese anime based around two characters, Miyuki Shirogane (Prez) and Kaguya Shinomiya (Vice), who are in love. It’s a psychological anime in which the two avoid confessing to each other, and instead try to force it out of the other.

Each episode, there is a different scenario (or a match, as they call it in the anime) where the two characters are faced with normal situations but both end up overthinking it. The series expands its variety of characters over the course of the episodes. The characters are:

Fujiwara Chika, Yu Ishigami, Ai Hayasaka, Kei Shirogane, Tsubame Koyasu, Miko Iino, and the list goes on from the manga, Kaguya Wants to be Confessed to.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Kaguya-Sama: Love is War?
Person 2: Yeah, I’ve read the manga too! I heard Prez and Kaguya ******.
Person 1: DUDE! SPOILERS!

by Mmgh August 6, 2019