Ryeditis

Ryeditis

A disease caused by excessive periods of time spent indoors. It is often contracted by graduate students and hiding terrorists. Symptoms include excessive masturbating and stealing the interior decorating styles of close friends. The only known cure is exposure to sunlight.

Example
Police had to force a delusional saudi from his house since he was suffering from ryeditis
Call 911, we have a case of Ryeditis!
by abfromcs May 20, 2011
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