ruzol

A guy whose name stands for Rich, Unique, Zany, Operator, Loverboy, all of which he is. He can be a chick magnet but would rather do his hobbies, like counting his money or the miniature armored vehicles in his toy weapons collection which he probably keeps in the same garage with his wealthy SUV collection. In other words, he's just a very rich, sporadic chick magnet guy.

Girl 1: so i met this guy who's cute and rich but he ignored me and would rather drive his suv with a minigun on it

Girl 2: must be a ruzol

by umav May 19, 2018

Ozzy Rudolph

Thought by many to be a myth, the Ozzy Rudolph is in actuallity the most ridiculous creature on the entire planet earth. Having a conversation with the rare and elusive Ozzy will leave you feeling flabbergasted and in need of serious therapy.

Ozzys main diet consists of Slim Jims, coffee, chips, and ice cream. His recreational hobbies include but are not limited to, smoking copious amounts of marijuana, satanic rituals, and turning a drum stick into an imaginary sword and playing a video game with it within his own head, which is called "Shoving". Catching a glimpse of an Ozzy in the act of this imaginary game called "Shoving" is said to be one of the rarest sights on earth.

If confronted by a wild Ozzy, do not show fear, as he can smell it. Your safest bet is to curl up into a ball and beg for forgiveness. This also has a very low sucess rate, but hey, what're you gonna do, it's Ozzy.
Also, he is a celebrity, so dont delete this.

In this scene Ozzy Rudolph will be interrogating a watermelon. Yes, this actually happened, I'm not even kidding you.

Ozzy: GIVE US THE ANSWERS MR.WATERMELON, AND MAKE ME A HOT DOG!

Watermelon:

Ozzy: MAKE ME A FREAKING HOT DOG! *Squeezes watermelon, starts shaking it, tries to bite into it, and them slams it back onto counter.*

Watermelon:

Ozzy: TELL US WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW MR.WATERMELON! *Takes jar of pickles out of fridge* SEE WHAT WE DID TO YOUR FRIENDS!??! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME A HOT DOG NOW AREN'T YOU!?

Watermelon: *Makes him a frozen burrito*

by Roosey May 16, 2013

Rusol

Sweet perfection.

It was nice but just not rusol.

by godzillacat February 3, 2010

Brown Nosed Rudolph

When a man gets on all fours and tucks his boner back while a woman gives him head. Her nose goes in the butthole while she sucks him off.

Stab got his christmas gift in the form of Faye giving him a Brown Nosed Rudolph.

by Gapino March 20, 2009

ruoloc

Ruoloc is a well know black and white blogger on tumblr. Her URL is the word 'colour' backwards because her blog is the opposite of a colour blog, hence the URL 'ruoloc'. She is known for making great black and white movie and music gifs for the blogging website. A former cutter, but she doesn't identify herself as an 'emo'. She looks out for her followers and is real which is why she is so highly respected

guy: how sad do you feel?
girl: on a scale of what?
guy: from a scale of happy to ruoloc

by tumblrspirit July 8, 2012

Rupologize

an apology with some shade thrown in; an apology which is presented as sincere, but is insincere and everyone knows it. Coined by Willem Belli on Rupaul's Drag Race, Season 4 Reunion Special

Willem went to rupologize for breaking the rules, but Rupaul saw through her ruse.

by nightfallbear October 11, 2012

rudolphing

The act of rimming a woman whilst she is on her period, typically with the males head in between her legs and his tongue curving underneath to around her anus. To get close enough, it is generally required for the males nose to insert itself slightly into the womans vagina.

Woman: "You can't do that, I'm bleeding"
Man: "It's ok. I don't mind a bit of Rudolphing"

by The Big Chunky October 21, 2013