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rusty slide-whistle 

Basically the gender reverse of the rusty trombone. That said, details matter. As the gentleman lovingly rims the fair maiden, he rubs his index finger along the moistened edges of her (insert preferred term) for her comfort. Next, slowly insert said finger in the aforementioned, while lovingly whistling the tune of her choice, hence creating a chorus of musical pleasure.
Ah girl, my man played me "patience" on the rusty slide-whistle last night, Guns-n-Roses never sounded of felt so good.
rusty slide-whistle by lavoinha August 26, 2006

Rusty Slide Whistle 

The Rusty Slide whistle begins with a woman furiously blowing into their male counterparts asshole, while simultaneously tugging his johnson. This act replicates the steps required to play the slide whistle, thus warranting the name.
"Yo, last night Justine busted out the rusty slide whistle, we made some sweet music"

Rusty Whistler 

When a person gives a woman a rim job (anal pleasures with their tongue) and then proceeds to finger her with two fingers, as if that person were trying to whistle with those two fingers.
"You gave him a Rusty Trombone?" "Yeah, but he returned the favor and gave me a Rusty Whistler right after!"
Rusty Whistler by dclay August 26, 2009

Rusty slide wistle 

When your licking a chics ass and your fingering her pussy at the same time.
Hay i gave ur girlfriend a rusty slide wistle last night wile you were passed out
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026