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When a male consumes alcohol and his penis cannot get fully erect.
my girlfriend hates to give me a bj when I drink hard liquor, I end up with a rumbone, and she has to suck on it forever, and it still wont get hard!!!
Rumbone by shiatbiatch September 10, 2010
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Ramboner 

When watching action movies one becomes aroused due to the sheer manliness of the event.
When that bus full of school children blew up I got a raging Ramboner
Ramboner by carolejonchris March 3, 2008
A particularly fearsome brand of dildo, the Rambone is 18 inches long with the width of a newborn's neck. Due to its enormous size, it has handles at the end, as it is operated much like a jackhammer. Not for amateurs.
Ned and Mabel had hoped that the Rambone would bring a little pizzazz into their love life; now they just hope that her pelvic bones will fuse back together properly.
Rambone by Ned December 24, 2003
to masturbate furiously

etymology: unknown, however two possibilities exist
1. combination of "rub one" (from "rub one out")
2. combination of "ru" (the ancient sanskrit prefix for 'self') and "bone"
yo man, i was so stressed to get my college applications back that i just ruboned all night
rubone by vicviod March 21, 2016
To have sex with someone with the power and finesse of John Rambo. The act of Ramboning needs to be performed with care, as it is possible for the amount of sheer power involved to cause complete bifurcation of the receiving partner.
I totally ramboned this chick last night.
Rambone by Rambogasm February 5, 2012
An erection resulting from viewing a romantic movie.
Billy's rombone made his popcorn tip over as he watched The Notebook.
rombone by BonQueefQueef October 23, 2011
Sticking your boner up a friends ass while sleeping over at their house.
Jeremy was passed out on the floor so i went for it and gave him the ol' rambone.
Rambone by Ramboner February 17, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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