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The Rositor, pronounced Ros-i-tor, is the official mascot of the LLC Area Desk at the University of Oregon in Eugene, Oregon. He was originally coined by Theresa, a Rositor connoisseur, in 2006. According to J.K., an informal expert on the species, the Rositor is indigenous to the city of Eugene. It is an omnivore, living off of equipment late slips and residents asking if we can break a $10. It is rarely seen without a PRCR in hand. It lives in the LLC bathroom. The Rositor absolutely loves Sex and the City.
The Rositor is no joking matter.
"I sure wish the Rositor would show his face one of these days." - Robert

"Are you Rosiphobic?" - Tim

"I'd rather eat a Rositor than sloppy eggs from Dux." - Callie

"Ros-i-tor" - Theresa

rositor by D.A. Ross January 31, 2007
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1. noun: from the show Trailer Park Boys, and about 10,000 other idiots in the world (based on a literal string search on Google) used to indicate capacity to hold information, such as repository or a repertoire.

2. adj: describing an anatomical system for breathing/respiration.
1. TPB - Mr Lahey: Never mind him. He only has one joke in his resitory.

from Google: site migration and content resitory exportation

2. from Google: upper resitory infection. resitory distress.
resitory by fathermike January 21, 2010
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