Roosterish

1. To be unjustly proud or boastful while telling stories that are of poor quality.

2. To constantly attempt to top a friend's stories

I don't care how your cat died. I was talking about my father's passing. Stop being so roosterish.

by Matthew R. Gordon July 24, 2010

Roosters three way

2 dudes butt fucking eachother, when the girlfriend of the pitcher pegs said pitcher. Also the name of a local IPA.

I was butt fucking my bro and my girlfriend walked in and that's when it became a roosters three way.

by Dudesnacks June 6, 2020

roosterass

a country wannabe

taylor swift is a roosterass

by lmao3243242 January 9, 2010

Sweet Roosters

The new way to wish someone sweet dreams, in order to confuse the hell out of them. Once you wish someone "Sweet Roosters", you must not explain what it means, just walk away letting them think you have gone all Buffalo Bob on their ass and lost your fucking mind!

Sweet Rooster also acts as a double entendre, when used in the same context as above.

1)Right before Brie went to bed I wished her sweet roosters. . . The look on her face was priceless, and the restraining order she took out on me was too.

2) I came straight out and asked her if she wanted some of my sweet rooster?

by Richard Aplenty January 4, 2009

roostering

Simultaneously vomiting and shitting at the same time.

I had stomach flu, so I ended up roostering all weekend.

by egocentrism04 February 28, 2011

Flaccid Roosters

Group of middle aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who ride together on an irregular basis and then enter into ‘Race’ events to see who can finish last.

Flaccid Roosters - Team-Half-a-Bar (aka Fanta Pants & Geordie) - a two man male team of Mountain Bike riders who couldn't put together a strategy good enough to beat a team with a disabled rider!

Team Flaccid Roosters - bunch of old soft cocks

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

Flippin roosters for babies

To swap a variety of pills, commonly Xanax and adderall, for a sack of good buds.

Hit Lao up so we should be flippin roosters for babies. I've been flipping chickens for bricks but it's time for the babies.

by Soiceysourdeez January 21, 2011