roofag

An extreme faggot that spams the Kangaroo Carrier and rushes your base on Company of Heroes. This basically insta-wins the match for the roofag and takes about zero skill to accomplish. Half the rage of this problem was caused by it taking the games developers about a quarter of a million patches (sarcasm) to finally nerf them.

I was on Semois today and beating the shit out of this brit via pio spam and he fucking won through roos, what a roofag.

by Lt. Lee December 5, 2012

Roofart

Roofart is a fictional rooster that is composed of smelly gas minerals. He has sent Mr.K.M to jail 3 times and owns a multi-million dollar company. Roofart is the main character of our comic. Roofart uses his farting skills to increase speed to run from his enemies. He has beaten Usain Bolt in a race 4 times. Roofart has an extraordinarily amazing IQ of 2

"Roofart is my role-model"
*farts*

by roofart November 15, 2022

Rofag

A name to call someone with a name beginning with Ro- when you're mad at them. Basically adding the definition of a fag to their name.

He's such a fag that I now call him Rofag.

by CockroachesAreFAT May 26, 2010

roofbag

A variation of a douchebag, a roofbag is a person who thInks they're all that, but with their large head and triangular shoulders, what they really are is a walking roofbag. Helps if the person is extremely tall.

Michael Phelps can be such a douchebag sometimes, but Ryan Lochte is the ultimate roofbag.

Man, that pointy-shouldered guy came in thInking he owned the room, but all anyone could think was what a total roofbag.

by DJ Johnny D September 1, 2017

roofalanche

A very large, heavy, deadly mass of snow falling off a large roof at once, destroying all below, and generally causing panic when the house shakes.

Hannah: Honey, what the heck was that?

Stanley: Ah, nothing.. go back to sleep, it was just a roofalanche. no worries...

by horatio Vermin December 15, 2008

roobag

A douchebag who happens to be Australian.
An Australian who definitely acts like a douche.

After hearing Craig say "poor banter, mate" for the 5th time that evening, Jack called Craig a fucking roobag and told him to eat ass.

The miserable cable reporter cast judgment from his insignificant segment like the insufferable roobag that he is. Absolute rubbish.

by WillyGriff July 9, 2017

Roofagra

A roofagra is a cocktail mix of rohypnol (Roofies) and viagra. It is mixed in a drink and used to make a man pass out. With the viagra added, he is unconscious with a boner that a woman can fuck. This creative mixture makes it possible for a woman to date rape a man. Especially when the woman wants the guy, but can't get him. You know the one I'm talking about; the crazy and often suicidal woman who talks to you at work every time you get off your chair to get a drink of water. She is usually ugly, once divorced and has a strong desire for sex after she ran out of patience with masturbation. In reality, she is dangerous and all the dildos in her S&M closet will not satisfy her urge to fuck you. When she calls you constantly even after the police have been called, it's time to throw away your booze and NEVER leave a drink away from your peripheral vision because she will give you a roofagra.

Jake woke up with a bad taste in his mouth, but felt fresh in the morning, seeing he didn't have enough to drink, he is in an unfamiliar bed and has a butthole that hasn't been stretched, he knew his drink was laced with roofagra.

by Baldr57 June 6, 2010