ROFLZ is a well-known Internet acronym for 'Rolling on floor laughing'.
Since its popularisation, several extended variations have been established -- 'ROFLZBURGER', which is the state of 'Rolling on floor laughing whilst consuming a hamburger -- or hanzburger'.
The additional 'BURGER' extension is merely for intensification purposes - Beyond 'rofl' to a large degree. And it's typically utilised in a 'extremely' hilarious situation.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!