reznov 

THE GREAT RUSSIAN LEADER

"FIRE ZE PANZA SHREK"-Reznov
"BURN ZE WEED FIElDS"

Reznov is the greatest leader

reznov by DUNKZILLA02 March 19, 2017

Viktor Reznov 

Viktor Reznov is a NPC that appears in two of the Call of Duty franchise. Call of Duty: World at War, and Call of Duty: Black Ops. Reznov is Russian. He usually seen holding a PPSh-41 sub-machine gun in World at War, and a multitude of weapons in Black Ops. His words can convince anyone, and when he shouts UUURRAAA it gives extra morale to anyone. It is said he is superhuman due to him surviving many deadly things, such as, but not limited to: drowning, bullets, flamethrowers, friendly fire, Panzerschreck rockets, RPGs, as well as 75 and 100mm tank fire.

When someone is very Viktor Reznov, they like to use brute force in some situations.

Viktor Reznov by Soldaty July 22, 2011

Sgt. Reznov 

The badass Soviet motherfucker in Call of Duty: World at War. He is so badass that he could spit in Capt. MacMillan's direction and kill him AND Chuck Norris. He gets pleasure from slaughtering German soldiers with a machete and hunts German generals for sport. Sgt. Reznov is one bad mofo. He also has the best lines in CoD: WaW

Facts about Sgt. Reznov

Sgt. Reznov could spit in Capt. MacMillan's direction and kill him AND Chuck Norris.

The Nazi Zombies of CoD: WaW were resurrected only by Sgt. Reznov's pissed drive.

Sgt. Reznov does not need a trigger finger. His gun shoots when he tells it to.

Sgt. Reznov inspired this definition by turning in his grave and looking in the author's direction.

There is not enough alcohol in the world to get Sgt. Reznov drunk.

Sgt. Reznov will not reveal his first name, or has no first name at all.

Sgt. Reznov has tentacle raped every anime chick that ever lived. So now when you watch your hentai, that's not a tentacle monster, that's Sgt. Reznov's dick reaching across from Mother Russia to Japan. Yes, his dick is in fact, the only tentacle monster that ever existed. Any other reports of other tentacle monsters are capitalist lies and you will be sniped by Reznov if you think differently.

Sgt. Reznov once slowed down time for six seconds so he could watch the death of General Amsel in slow motion.

Sgt. Reznov by WetWilly12345121 April 15, 2009

Trent Reznor 

Born Michael Trent Reznor, this all-around genius grew up in small-town Pennsylvania. He rejected his upbringing and was immensely trained as a classic pianist.

He wished to bring electronic music into the mainstream, but instead of what had been done with it in the past, he wanted to give it feeling and danger. He succeeded, if naively, with his first release under the name "Nine Inch Nails", Pretty Hate Machine in 1989.

He proved he could outdo himself with an 8-song EP stopgap "Broken" between his first release and his next. "Broken" was a solid expression of passion and fury. One of his best moments.

He followed up with "Fixed", an EP with remixes of "Broken" Songs.

In 1994, Trent broke into the mainstream with the titanic success of "The Downward Spiral". It contained his most commercially famous songs, the infamous "Closer" and "Hurt", which was later beautifully covered by Johnny Cash. "The Downward Spiral" was spun off with several remix EPs, including the extremely popular "Further Down the Spiral" and the dreaded by parents "Closer to God".

Trent and NIN (Nine Inch Nails) spent a terribly long time touring "The Downward Spiral" and afterwards, Trent had no idea what to do. This allegedly led to alcohol and coaine abuse. He got into rehab and was soon producing the LONG-AWAITED "The Fragile". When it finally came out in 1999, it was met with extreme love by most fans but with loathing by critics who said he was "losing his touch". He effectively said "FUCK YOU" to these people with the huge success of "The Fragile".

Trent fell again into the downward spiral of alcohol addiction after a full two tours of "The Fragile". He got his shit together long enough to make "With Teeth", his newest album, set to release on May 3rd, 2005.

Trent Reznor's music has saved my life several times. I owe my life to "The Fragile", which I listened to whenever I felt like I couldn't go on.

Trent is a prodigy in music, as he can play and he writes ALL the parts for ALL the instruments. He records all his music and mixes. No live studio recordings. The only thing he has trouble playing is the drumkit, which he can just bust out insane rhythms on a drum synth.

www.nin.com

me-dude did you get me those trent reznor tickets?
keith-it's "nine inch nails"
me-like hell it is!

Trent Reznor by Superficial Bob April 1, 2005

reznor 

Reznor, Trent (1965 - ) Full name is Michael Trent Reznor. Electronica/Industrial artist who reached the top of his popularity in the mid 1990's. The lead singer, composer, and only pernament member of the band Nine Inch Nails.

Trent Reznor formed arguably the greatest and definitely the most well known industrial band.

reznor by The Toe April 17, 2003

Renovate

ren·o·vate
/ˈrenəˌvāt/

Synonymous to the phrase “air this bitch out”, renovate is a term used when an ingnorant person is going to harm the vicinity due to a minor/avoidable inconvenience.

Mark: Ay foul man
Ben: What ?? I didn’t touch you at all
Mark: Nah it’s my ball— ight y’all keep playing imma go get sumn to renovate this bitch.
Leland: I ain’t wanna be here no mo

Renovate by urban-websters August 26, 2022

renoviction 

Eviction of tenants resulting from a planned renovation of their apartment building.

Coined by Heather Pawsey in Vancouver. Truly an urban word.

The elderly couple faced renoviction when their landlord served them notice that they had 60 days to vacate. They feared that gentrification would price them out of the entire neighborhood.

renoviction by Slumdog January 17, 2009