After one realizes there is no TP in a public bathroom, they climb up on top of the sink, squat down (backwards) and splash water on their boom hole until clean.
-Dude there is no TP in here.
-Not a big deal, just pull a reverse rodeo clown. I'll be your lookout.
-Not a big deal, just pull a reverse rodeo clown. I'll be your lookout.
by highlyhumorous May 22, 2011