retuen 

word in dank memer that i dont fucking know

unscramble this word utneer ( u think to yourself what word is made my those letters u think) then the time finishes dank memer tells you the word was retuen and u search google not finding an answer then u dont find an answer then you go on urban dictionary and cant find an answer and find this !!!!!!

retuen by DrunkBrit August 8, 2021

Retendous 

The act of creating a word and using the word( the word would be retendous too)in presence of someone who believes itself to be a smart-ass with a great vocabulary to later on finding them using that word and then telling them that it is not a real word that is present in a dictionary other than urbandictionary proving that they are just an ass.

Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That party was so retendous!
...hours later...

smart-ass: Man, I had the most retendolous time in *insert random bar here*

Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That is not a real word...

smart-ass: but I heard you say it a few hours ago

Guy annoyed by smart-ass: i just made that word up to prove you are an ass

Retendous by toxkapownd September 25, 2010

Rap Punt Return 

A college or NFL punt return influenced by modern rap culture. A return that does not follow traditional blocking schemes but yet loses tremendous amounts of yardage in an effort to gain big yardage. Often these returns are influenced by the rap artist Future. In these returns the closest distance between two points is in fact not a straight line but yet resembles something similar to a Michael J Fox signature.

Did you see Desean Jackson's Rap Punt Return against the Cowboys last night? He fumbled, picked it up, and lost 38 yards.

Rap Punt Return by Dustocrat March 20, 2016

Semen retention 

Not masturbating or having sex. Many people beleive this will help you be more masculin if you are a man, along with other benifits.

You heard about semen retention?

Semen retention by Ctsdj November 14, 2019

Return to Monke 

To “return to monke” is to return to an extremely primitive lifestyle.
This phrase will commonly be used by anprims.

“I have had enough of industrial society. I will return to monke.”

Return to Monke by tedpilled August 5, 2020

Reject humanity, return to monke 

apes together strong

apes alone weak, apes together strong.
Reject humanity, return to monke

Reject humanity, return to monke by A waste of air March 15, 2021

Chinese Return 

Buying a new product identical to one you just broke, and returning the old one in the new product box.

Often used when a product breaks just outside of the warranty period, or if one loses a receipt.

Person 1: "Man, I can't believe my GoPro broke after just two months!"

Person 2: "Go buy the same one at Best Buy, put the old one in the box, and return it for a full refund!"

Person 1: "Great idea! I'll return it at a different Best Buy to be safe!"

My brother finally has a working cell phone after he did a Chinese Return for his iPhone

Chinese Return by MattLauer April 15, 2017