remancipation

A counter-movement against the post-modern woman's sense of entitlement and superiority over men. It recognizes that both sexes need to acknowledge each other's needs equally, rather than requiring the man to unilaterally molly coddle his girlfriend/wife with gifts and compassion in return for a meagre allowance of sex.

"Joe isn't coming out to watch the game tonight. His girlfriend made him stay home after he forgot their three-and-a-half month anniversary."
"Damn, he's so pussy whipped. He needs some remancipation."

remancipation by Qarc February 16, 2009

Emancipation Penetration 

The act of engaging in extremely gratifying sexual behavior with a professor who teaches civil war history. This may be graded.

We had a relatively normal day until I ended up at Dr. Vanilla's house earning my freedom through the undersheets railroad, it was a true emancipation penetration...and that poor dog had to watch

Emancipation Penetration by missindsey February 18, 2010

Womb Emancipation Day 

a lot like a birthday, only its a womb emancipation day. a day in celebration of the day you were separated from your mothers womb happening every year on the same day meaning that you have managed to exist on this planet for yet another year.

Black man: ey yo muthafukka happy womb emancipation day

White man: thank you my brother from another mother

Womb Emancipation Day by Pterodactylian October 13, 2011

Emancipation 

1. The act of freeing oneself from the custody of his/her parents or legal guardian and, thus, making the transition to most aspects of adult life.
2. To be relieved of overlying control
3. What would occur if a minor were to get married, join the armed forces or military, or if the minor went to court and got approval to be emancipated

Ryan got married at a ripe age of 16, but forgot that he had become emancipated from his parents as his pleads for them to support the marriage financially were utterly rejected.

Emancipation by Mac11 October 5, 2004

Gnome Emancipation

The legal process whereby an enslaved Gnome is awarded complete liberty and freedom from ownership by a slave owner. This can be accomplished on an individual basis by completing a legal Gnome Emancipation Form, or by legislative action which would free all Gnomes under it's jurisdiction.

Kaj (a Gnome) was emancipated when the Human who had purchased him as a slave filled out and signed a legal Gnome Emancipation form granting his freedom.

Gnome Emancipation by Rev. Nisse March 14, 2012

Emancipation Bloxclamation

The Emancipation Bloxclamation means that all Bloxxas of all shapes and sizes are free to whatever they please.

I follow the Emancipation Bloxclamation and will set all Bloxxas free!

Emancipation Bloxclamation by Very Incompetent February 13, 2022

premature emancipation 

When someone has left their parental home but is incapable or unwilling to be self sufficient and depends on their parents for financial aid.

t "Did you hear Johns parents are bailing him out AGAIN!"
j "Yeah man he needs treatment for premature emancipation"

premature emancipation by invalidrecord June 27, 2009