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refrigeraper

A person who eats everyone else's food in the refrigerator. The usual suspect is either a co-worker or a room mate. That person does not care what food it is or who's food it is, but if no one is there to watch, they'll eat it all and fast. Drugs also induce refrigeraping.

One way to counter the refrigeraper is to spit in your liquids or lick your food, or do something else nasty to your food with your own juices. Then, when the refrigeraper strikes, little do they know, they are consequently being punished for their sin. And then you don't care if anyone eats your food, because in the back of your mind you know you've won the war.
Last night I got so baked and went to fridge to find some food, when I realized I haven't got nothing to eat. Thank god I have 5 room mates. I'm not too proud of it, but it was like 4 am and there wasn't a chance anyone would be awake. Anyways, people always eat my food, so I figured it was my time to be the refrigeraper. I refrigeraped those bastards so hard! Although the milk tasted kind of funny. . .
by Raffikio July 26, 2011
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Refrigerator Tetris

When you have so much food and leftovers in your refrigerator that you have to find a way to stack them to get them to fit.
Refrigerator: Open the door to start a game of Refrigerator Tetris.

Sean: *puts leftover pizza into the refrigerator*

*everything in refrigerator falls out*

Refrigerator: GAME OVER
by WIKITIKI July 7, 2009
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Rectum juice in the refrigerator

When a man fingers himself so much that instead of fieces, a clear liquid comes out his rectum and puts the fluid in the refrigerator in a containor to drink lator
Friend: u wanna come to my place

Man: nah i just feel like 'rectum juice in the refrigerator.
by mc faggot fart October 11, 2016
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Canadian Refrigerator

A bank or pile of snow during the colder months of winter, where food or beverage products (namely soda and beer) can be stored. Great for parties.
"Are we out of Molson Canadian?"
"There's plenty in the Canadian refrigerator."
by hockeyguy071 December 7, 2009
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Male Refrigerator Blindness

The inability of a person to find what they're looking for in the fridge. Most commonly found in males, however it can appear in females as well.
Honey, can you help me find the milk? I've got a serious case of male refrigerator blindness.
by Annobal August 10, 2010
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in the refrigerator

To say that something is in the refrigerator means that it's a sure thing. Made famous by legendary Los Angeles Lakers basketball play-by-play announcer Chick Hearn.
announcer #1 > can we put this one in the refrigerator?
chick > this game is in the refrigerator!
by rich rick June 21, 2013
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What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"
Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011
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