redneck tech

n. Indian River Community College, in south-central florida. A tech school where he with a mustang GT is king.

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high tech redneck

a high tech redneck is some one who has more computer parts on his lawn than he has grass.

you know your a high tech redneck when you build an outhouse that has a T1 (or greater) line connecting it to the out side world.

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Anyone who has the qualities of a geek/nerd/dork except that they live in the southern United States.

Bubba: Billy's been playing world of warcraft for two days straight. Is he a nerd now?

Leroy: naw he's just become a high tech redneck

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bubba: how come y'all got dat ol newspaper duck-taped over yer computer screen?
htrn: dat's so's da neighbors cain't be lookin in thru mah Winderz!

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Someone who doubles the value of hiz truck by installing a radio in it.

bubba: dat shore looks better'n dat hole in yr dashboard.
htrn: yeah, and one of these dayz i might git it ta work!

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Someone whose car in the driveway is propped up on old IBM AT cases instead of concrete blocks.

bubba: is dat car ever gonna run agin?
htrn: i dunno, i sold da wheelz fr beer money.

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Someone who has a T-3 line running to his outhouse.

bubba: say, where d'y'all keep yer sears catalogue?
htrn: hit's rat chair under da router.

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