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RecruitNever 

When your company has become so disgustingly toxic that no salary would suffice working there, where the company harbors people in the lead who have underdeveloped brains who resort to bullying and exploitation of skilled candidates for gaining knowledge and achieving forms of success, where the only people that stay are either henchmen or useful dummies. Where the company has to live constantly in the internal world of the bully who has severe personality disorders like destructive malignant narcissism, which could rival "the worst" people in history. Where diversity is non existent and where people live like prisoners in their own geographical and cultural bubble and where the Bully will only ever have one company on his own Resume. Where the code of conduct was written with intentional holes to allow "the worst". Where most of the management have delusions of grandeur and are constantly manipulated by the former into forming fallacious beliefs that benefit the bully. Where other Recruiters are informed that they are doing something at "high level" with the goal of luring and exploiting the next victims and bullying them out and making the company once again look like a sinking ship. But wait, it gets worse! After the Victims have been thrown out they will try to manipulate the interviews and spread whatever bullshit because of Competition and their own Fragile Egos. Then expect lots of internal defamation-gossip to deal with their own insecurities.
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RecruitNever 

When your Company is purposefully trying to become the most hypocrite asshole in

society by trying to do something for other Companies it cannot do
itself which is finding and keeping Candidates. Where people in power
are morally corrupt, toxic, have many personality disorders, often jump

to conclusions that support their confirmation biases and likely to

bully anyone out that challenge their authority or fractured their
fragile egos. Where the kind of people that stay are often cowards as
they avoid any conflict because they don't want to loose their jobs or just nasty people
that align their morality with that with the few corporate psychopaths inside the company

that are often unrecruitable themselves.
Don't let your Company become a "RecruitNever"

Recreational Reptiles 

Otherwise known as Lot Lizards, hookers or prostitutes. They hang around truck stops and offer lonely drivers companionship for a little while and charge a small fee.
As gear jamming Johnny swung his rig into the highway oasis he noted many Recreational Reptiles hanging around.
Recreational Reptiles by jpg3 October 14, 2012

Play a record 

Said to shut someone up after they've said something really stupid.

Originated from The Ricky Gervais Show with Karl Pilkington and Steve Merchant. After Karl has said something ridiculous they'll play a song to shut him up.
Ex 1:
Karl: There is a spa in Ohio run by monkeys and they're worried that people will take it away from them.

Ricky: Play a record! There is something wrong with you. You are educationally subnormal.

Ex 2:
Person 1: Did you hear Megan gave birth to dog?
Person 2: How can she do that? Megan is a human.
Person 1: I don't know but I saw it on the news.
Person 2: Play a record. You are an idiot
Play a record by bustedup June 12, 2012

Battlecat (record producer) 

Battlecat (record producer) or battlecat for short ,
Kevin Gilliam (born April 20, 1968), better known by his stage name Battlecat, is an American hip hop record producer & DJ from South Los Angeles, California.

He is well known for producing artists such as Snoop Dogg, 2pac , The Game, Xzibit & Tha Eastsidaz along with a number of other West Coast rappers. His aesthetic is a progression from the early-'90s G-Funk sound pioneered by Above the Law and Dr. Dre, characterized by fat synth bass lines and soulful keys. He is also the concert DJ for Snoop Dogg. As a youth he was a member of the Neighborhood Rollin 60s crip, because of this he has also produced instrumentals for the 1993 album "Bangin' on wax" by rap collaboration Bloods & Crips which went Gold.

He has countless articles of his work and profession

And is considered A LIVING WESTCOAST LEGEND.
If you like west coast rap music chances are Battlecat (record producer) , DJ quik, Daz Dillinger, Dr Dre may have worked

On the production / beats.

recruit difficulty 

When someone is on easy mode. Life is easy, everything goes their way, and nothing is there to stop them.
Man, I'm tired of these females always livin life on that recruit difficulty.

recursion 

See recursion.
recursion by Anonymous December 5, 2002