ray mears 

1. used in place by odd people with tracksuit bottoms and medallions in my school called townies in place of 'same here'. see Cockney rhyming slang and you'll get the idea
2. popular bushcraft instructor. presenter of "tracks", "ray mears world of survival" and "ray mears extreme survival".
3. genius

1.
townie 1: i got a new burberry hat from the market yesterday buuud!!
townie 2: ray mears innit buuuud!!!

2.
ray mears: now i am going to show you how to construct a flushing toilet made entirely from brambles and tree sap.
viewer: wow

3.
me: i'm going to marry someone like ray mears.

ray mears by kaitlyn April 30, 2004