rackbawed Share definition Flag past tense form, to get hit or maimed brutally or unexpected in such a way that is extremely funny. While cleaning his glasses, Jim got rackbawed in the head by a golf ball from 3 blocks away. rackbawed by rack boy November 17, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the rackbawed mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch