résumé fuck
Someone you would fuck even if they weren't particularly attractive, if only to put a notch on your "resume." Usually someone famous.
résumé fuck by Mike Daly April 11, 2008
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Resume Fuck
A sexual experience that is so noteworthy that you would put it on a hypothetical sex resume, consisting of sex stories that you would be proud to boast about to others.
Resume Fuck by tHaKid September 14, 2014
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Carl: "Hey Dave, are you gonna hook up with Kathryn? She's smokin' hot, but also a raging bitch."
Dave: "Yeah, I know, but she'll look great on my fuck resume."
Dave: "Yeah, I know, but she'll look great on my fuck resume."
fuck resume by sempre_giocoso December 14, 2013
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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