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The FINAL stage of boredom. This is the stage after the two stages before this where you tap the keys on the keyboard in order backwards and forwards. This is when you start to realize..... I should go hang my self.
I was typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytre on the keyboard when I realized... I should go hang my self.
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When you literally feel SO BORED you may as well end it all, and type this monster of a word into Google, and then realize it's too long and cut out the middle man by going straight to Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: I'm tired of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsdxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into Google, I'll try qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!Shit, it's too long, I'll just try Urban Dictionary.

Guy 2: Hello, insane asylum. I would like to report a white adult male repeatedly typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into the Google search bar for entertainment. Actually, scratch that, he's gotten bored of that so he's moved onto qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!.

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You've pretty much committed suicide. You're so bored, and you've already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq, and qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikkolp.
Person one comes home and finds qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq typed into person 2's google search and immediately realizes that person 2 is in danger, but it's too late.

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You are really bored. You have accomplished life.
I can't believe you.
You actually typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq

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You have unlocked the bonus level of boredom. Please go outside and do something, because this is a little much for even me. Say it to get an instant therapist.
Look, I have no life- qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolppolikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz

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Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards.
I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

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You've lost hope in humanity and yourself,haven't you?!
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Man 2:I don't even...